Certified Monster Fucker Sweatshirt
Monster fuckers are in fact among us. Your favorite AO3 author is probably a monster fucker. Your favorite artist is probably a monster fucker. Your favorite Twitch streamer is probably a monster fucker. YOU might be a monster fucker - monster fuckers are everywhere. If you've ever applied the Harkness Test to a creature, then you infact, are a monster fucker.
From vampires to Venom, Werewolves to Dragons, Ogres to the Incorporeal, this Certified Monster Fucker shirt covers all the bases and all the monsters. Proudly display your love for them for all to see - if you're not quite ready to tell it like it is, try out the Monster Romancer Collection instead.
Just don't wear this shirt to your next therapy session.
Or do. Just don't blame, or bill, me if your therapist starts scribbling furiously on that mysterious notepad and requests more frequent sessions to dive deep into this attraction to monsters you may, or may not, have.
All sizes share the same price, see about section pricing disclosure for more info. | Manufactured and Distributed by Fourthwall.
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: graylore
- Email: contact@support.gray-lore.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Certified Monster Fucker Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
23 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
24
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26 1/2
|
24
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
24
|
